Recently, I went to the mall  to pick up some face cream. After the very knowledgeable sales associate helped me find what I was looking for (a certain creme that won’t make my skin angry, won’t give me cancer and will beat back wrinkles like an angry possum protecting her babies) I was just about to leave with … Read More »

It all started when my kids would run over and shove some small toy or school paper in my face saying, Mom, look at this! I’d grab their hand and move it away from eyes so I could see it. “Cause, you know, it’s the kid holding it too close. Right? Nobody can focus on something that close … Read More »